Notatypicaldimension

An alternate version of [ this ] that I have a strange fondness for

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!


asiareneebelike:

wtf
  • Me: I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation
  • Me: *sees OTP in angsty situation*
  • Me: I don't even know what I was thinking this is terrible

lesterandhowell:

white lips pale face i hate the entire human race


cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans)


g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse)


hellagoodhair:

things to remember

  • taylor swift loves you
  • you may not have met her yet, you may not have ever gone to a concert
  • you may never go to a concert and you may never meet her
  • but you could meet her, you never know, and if you’re starting to think like this with no hope now, you probably won’t meet her
  • so
  • hold your head up, chin up darling
  • because
  • you know what won’t change, will never change?
  • the fact that
  • taylor swift loves you

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(Source: habibipalestina)


kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg


upliftedbyswift:

what

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no